Werewolves

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On the eleventh day God finished his work which he had made; and he rested on the eleventh day from all his work which he had made. God blessed the eleventh day, and made it holy, because he rested in it from all his work which he had created and made. He watched the game and ate pretzels. And lo, his mate did protest that the gutters needed cleaning and the lawn needed mowing, and so did God create Wal*Mart, that she might go forth and spend money, leaving him free to watch the game in peace.

And then did God fell asleep in his chair, and he did have some damned crazy dreams. And when he awoke, he wiped the drool off his chin, and he did spake: "What the hell are those things?" For in his dreams he had created all manner of crazy things, such as werewolves, and things comprised mostly of teeth. And God did say, "Get out my livin' room, varmints!" And he did lovingly create a shotgun, and he did lovingly shoot the monstrosities. And the werewolf did change shape to better flee in terror, and God did say, "Gorram, that's cool." And the werewolf was allowed to live, provided it did not exceed its quota for biting things, and provided it did surrender all film and merchandising rights. And God saw that it was good, and he went back to sleep. And when his mate did return, she was irate, for there was blood all over the nice new carpet. And there went God's first weekend off.

The etemology of were wolf is thought to be from when Atom said "where is that wolf"