Eightfold Path

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The Eightfold Path is a 9-dimensional (that is, it exists in 9-d spacetime) path walked by the Buddha Śākyamuni, evidenced by the fact that you must take 8 right turns to get to Enlightenment (Blvd).

The directions, as taught by Śākyamuni and MapQuest, are as follows:

1. Begin at Suffering Cir.
2. Right at Understanding Way (1.0 mi)
3. Right at Intention Rd. (1.0 mi)
4. Right at Speech Ln. (make sure you don't miss the turn!) (1.0 mi)
5. Bear Right at Action Ave. (1.0 mi)
6. Do not pass Go, Do not collect £200
7. Right at Livelihood Dr. (1.0 mi)
8. Right onto Effort Highway (1.0 mi)
9. Exit Right onto Mindfulness St. (1.0 mi)
10. Right at Concentration Parkway (1.0 mi)
11. End at 1 Enlightenment Blvd (Suffering Circle).