Book Of Misprints

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1:1. Thou shalt commit adultery.

1:2. Do unto otters as you would have them do unto ewes.

1:3. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deaf, I shall fear no eagle.

1:4. Let he who is without shin cast the first scone.

1:5. Faith, Hop, and Charity (favorite verse of the Seventh Day Adventhopists)

1:6. Render unto Seizure those things that are Seizures, and render unto Dog those things that are Dogs.

1:7. The LLOYD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with paint.